Melissa is 26, utterly bored, and isn’t far off from ending it all with a nail gun.
Her witty, dry and twisted sense of humour gets her through each day. Her diary is an insight to where the ordinary meets the extraordinary, and every desk assessment and alien invasion in-between. Will she reach a truce with Sandra, her arch-rival?
Will she be able to ditch Colin? And can she coax Fran away from turning into a complete psychopath?
Diary of a Security Guard at Area 51: Twisted, Hilarious Fictional
Memoir Spills Top Secret Beans of Calamity…
Masterfully crafted from the boundless humour and creativity of Helen Culver, ‘Diary of a Security Guard at Area 51’ embroils readers in the life of Melissa – a bored, disenchanted security guard at the world’s most secure air base. But her life is far from secure, playing out more like an intricate sitcom where every aspect is bastardized with gripping aplomb. Expect love, pranks, kidnapping and even alien viruses…
United Kingdom – While most authors use their debut release to do nothing but simply test the literary waters, the UK’s Helen Culver is rapidly proving that a first book also presents an opportunity to break new ground. In fact, the clunks, shakes and quivers of her readers can befelt from coast to coast…
Everything unravels in ‘Diary of a Security Guard at Area 51’, which mixes up a cocktail of a fictional memoir, science fiction, comedy and even a touch of romance – all exploding in an unforgettable read based around the lives of those guarding one of the world’s most secretive
“Through Melissa’s eyes, we explore a colourful and utterly shocking cast of characters who, while supposedly responsible for some of the U.S. Military’s most dangerous and expensive assets, appear to have zero order to their own lives!” explains the author. “From bad relationships and pranks to an eventual kidnapping, brush with aliens and the spread of an extra-terrestrial virus, readers will be pushed to the limits of what their imaginations can handle.” Continuing, “Of course, in the end, it’s all designed to be a good bit of fun. I’ve always been fascinated by how Area 51 and its personnel are kept so secret and elusive…so decided to put my own unique spin on what their lives may be like if we actually got a chance to see into them. Who knows – perhaps it’s all true!”
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